I'd go with blogtard. As I sit here eating leftover jelly beans I'm thinking about how I should get inspired by you!
It would make me very happy if you were inspired to be healthier. But, honestly, I love everything about the unhealthy life except tight t-shirts around my tummy, acid reflux, and unplanned lethargy. So, jelly beans ahoy, guilt free until you are ready. I mean it.
Anybody want a peanut?